Friday, October 22, 2010

Rickey Smiley - How U Durrin???



First of all, never let your cronies have their own room! They need to share!

The club in downtown Orlando was packed and it was poppin'! The club was now closed and after shaking their go-go's with purple and pink dresses and shoes on, it was time to fill their bellies. Denny's or IHOP??? "Denny's!" screamed Holly. Since Holly's Lindsey-Lohan-looking friend was paying, IHOP it was. The pleasantly plump friend, "Go-Big-Gurl!" could go and eat too.  So they jumped in the 20 year old Benz, with the muffler hanging that Holly's Lindsey-Lohan-looking friend "borrowed" from her sister's boyfriend. Let's ride!


Before they could enter the fine dining establishment, Buddy and Ace approached. After a little chit chat, let's take the party back to the Marriott. Yeah, Rickey Smiley is my boy, we are in town for a few days for some shows, whoopty whoop and blah-se` blah-se` said Buddy and Ace. "Word?" Holly was acting all impressed but was really ready to open up that Grey Goose..." Blame it on the Goose, got you feeling loose!" Holly's Lindsey-Lohan-looking friend squealed.


After a few drinks, Buddy and Ace had to leave to take care of Rickey Smiley's business. You girls can stay and check out time is at eleven, Ace said. The door hadn't closed good before Holly's Lindsey-Lohan-looking friend was calling room service. "Three steak and egg meals, with extra steak, please!" Then the girls jumped in the bed and ordered some movies.


The girls invite Jeromy and Buck over and it's another round of steak and eggs. "Let's see what's in the mini-bar!" Go-Big-Girl! said. Just when the next room service order was to be delivered, the phone rang. "BRRRNG!" "BRRRNG!"  Holly answers. It's the front desk. It seems the credit card on file has been maxed and the hotel will need another. "Ok. I'll be right down." Holly sings. They stuffed goose down pillows, hotel soap and the entire mini-bar in bags and broke camp. Hit the trail. Shook the spot. 


Just as they were about to exit the hotel, Holly, her Lindsey-Lohan-looking friend, and Go-Big-Girl! ran into Rickey Smiley. They asked gleefully, "Can we have a picture with you?" No. Rickey Smiley was off on Sundays. "But have a nice day!" Rickey shared confidently. Holly and her band of misfits ran off laughing, "No, YOU have a nice day Rickey Smiley!"


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